State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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