He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
