You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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