Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
