I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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