Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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