You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Randomize
