I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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