Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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