On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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