so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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