Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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