You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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