your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Boobs speak an international language.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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