I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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