Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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