watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
