I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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