I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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