Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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