I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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