i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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