It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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