Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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