...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
