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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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