i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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