i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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