it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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