i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
