One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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