so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We had to coat check the pizza.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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