if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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