do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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