I heard we made out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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