He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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