Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dick very happy bro
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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