Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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