what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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