Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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