Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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