You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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