I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
