is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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