if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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