did you get engaged???
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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