I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You pole danced in your parka.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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