I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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