So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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