I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
