You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
