Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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