im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it was like eating out sand paper
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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