I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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