...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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