Kiss
Puke
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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