sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I stole a fireplace last night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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