Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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