oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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